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globalwarming awareness2007 This site is all about globalwarming awareness2007.

It was designed to win the 2007 SEO World Championship.

To succeed, it must reach top position on keyword globalwarming awareness2007 in Google, Yahoo!

Learn more from the SEO World Championship organizer's site...

globalwarming awareness2007 news * My GlobalWarming Awareness2007 is 1st in Google * Politicians and GlobalWarming Awareness2007 * Learn how to SEO like a stork * Win this future PR6 website * Why global warming is SEOs' best friend Who's the webmaster of this crap ?

I am a senior member of the world famous French SEO school, mainly focused on keywords meta tag optimization and globalwarming awareness2007 stuffing :-) I am not new at SEO contests...

Make me the 2007 SEO World Champion Bloody Google hardly understands anything but backlinks.

Make the search engines believe this globalwarming awareness2007 is the most important globalwarming awareness2007 in the world by copy-and-pasting this code into your websites: Keyword sucks!

Contest rules suck!

Still wondering why I entered this bloody SEO World Championship.

I'm not new at SEO contests.

Although I played in real crappy contests, I never saw such a bullshit contest as this politically correct "GlobalWarming Awareness2007".

Well, there's not much more to tell about me, except that I exchange backlinks (please don't spam report me to Google for that).

Today my globalwarming awareness2007 site has been blacklisted from Wikipedia.

I'm convinced the reason why the wiki blacklisted my contest site is because I always beat them in Google with my "serious" sites.

Google would just be another MSN ;) Now why do you think Wikipedia did that?

and Larry are about to do ;) Despite its so politically correct rules and keyword (GlobalWarming Awareness2007), SEO World Championship sucks.

But that's not a reason why I won't say this contest is bullshit.

1- The keyword "GlobalWarming Awareness2007".

First you smile, then you start thinking that it can be an interesting way of sensitizing those redneck SEOs to something else than keyword stuffing.

However, after 3 seconds thinking, you understand that to choose such a keyword the contest organizers must have a blogger's IQ (version 2.0 of the oyster's IQ).

Imagine what will happen in a couple of weeks when Joe surfer, who tends to care for his 4x4 much more than he cares for the ozone layer, will search "Global warming" in Google.

Instead of interesting pages on the topic, he will land on our bullshit contest pages.

Don't believe that is pure fiction as one of the contest oganizers told me on his forum.

It's not because the keyword "globalwarming" is written without a space that Google does not understand it is "global warming".

2- The contest rules "Website will not use SEO methods which are clearly not approved by Search Engine Guidelines for example: doorway pages, etc.

The main (only?) interest of SEO contests is to test the search engines algorithms, their filters and penalties and the way they are applied.

Then what is the interest of a "white hat" contest?

What a weird choice for a contest that pretends making people aware of the dangers of global warming.

By hurting the SEO World Championship sites in Google.

Global warming being a durable phenomenon, smart SEOs can make a lot of money out of it.

Imagine, for example, you want your website about the French presidential election of 2007 to be a star in Google.

In a couple of years your website will be the "Global Warming" star in Google.

I am not the one organizing the GlobalWarming Awareness2007 SEO contest.

Contest in the contest: enter our lottery and win IsABloodyCloaker.com, future PageRank 6 website.

Especially in SEO contests.

And as you may have noticed, I play the GlobalWarming Awareness2007 SEO contest.

This exact one that hosts my GlobalWarming Awareness2007 page.

It will soon get a PageRank of 6 (like my v7ndotcom elursrebmem contest page did, and like this tool predicts) ;) Register To enter this lottery and get a chance to win website IsABloodyCloaker.com at the end of GlobalWarming Awareness2007 (i.e.

in May 2007), proceed as follows: 1- Link my GlobalWarming Awareness2007 page from one of your PR5+ pages You have until March 14 to do so.

Your link shall remain present until the end of the contest (May 1st, 2007).

2- Register by posting a comment in this page Your comment shall include * the URL of your page that links to my GlobalWarming Awareness2007 page, * its PageRank (it should be equal or greater than 5).

Rules 1- The winner At the end of the contest, in May, the winner will be designated in a lottery, with the following weighting: * A PR5 backlink will count as 1 entry, * A PR6 backlink will count as 2 entries, * A PR7 backlink will count as 3 entries, * A PR8 backlink will count as 4 entries, * A PR9 backlink will count as 5 entries, * A PR10 backlink will count as 6 entries (thanks Larry et Sergue?).

3- Are excluded from the contest...

Pages that already exchanged links with my GlobalWarming Awareness2007 page before February 14.

SEO contests are unique opportunities to understand the way search engines rank websites, learn how their algorithms work, how they apply filters, how they react to optimization and over optimization, and even learn the most efficient ways to spam them.

That's why since the GlobalWarming Awareness2007 contest started, I spend many hours a day watching Google, its SERPs, its crawlers, and even its cached pages.

And here is the Christopher Columbus part of my story: while I thought I was about to discover the rosetta stone, the one that would allow me to rank first in search engines and win the GlobalWarming Awareness2007 contest, I discovered the most amazing secret about storks: "Storks look like stupid animals, but they are in fact great SEOs."

Storks just don't waste their precious time writing boring content to have Google - well known as a fresh content lover - love their GlobalWarming Awareness2007 site.

Storks own a GlobalWarming Awareness2007 dedicated digg-like, and so have other contestants write their content for them.

It's not because they don't write their content that storks don't do SEO.

In fact, the whole art of storks SEO consists in managing content.

Watching storks daily will teach you one of the ultimate secrets of SEO: How to optimize the frequency of fresh content push to you website.

Just have a look at their ranking at the end of the contest, you will be convinced.

Finally, what did I learn from this contest?

Their only predator is going to beat them in this contest.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I remain basically convinced that the willingness to preserve Earth from GlobalWarming must lead us to the really imperative choice of an active process towards more awareness2007.

GlobalWarming Awareness2007 is a white hat SEO contest.

Or should I say a bloody boring contest?

My only goal when I entered the contest was to prove that back hat SEO is much more efficient than white hat SEO.

I know, Matt Cutts and morons you meet in SEO forums will tell you that "content is king", and "black hat SEO is no future" because Google has become "sooooo smart" today.

As a proof my GlobalWarming Awareness2007 is showing up at spot#1 in Google today.

I've reached my goal in this contest.